- a welcome center (i know it's hard to believe, but just because i work in this town doesn't mean i know the location of every gas station/store/bank/church/restaurant/etc)
- a bathroom... for urinating and vomiting (yes, i've seen both. not a pretty sight... the guy who used the drive thru to relieve himself came into the branch afterwards & told us proudly what he'd just done)
- a bar for throwing back a few beers and picking up women (maybe i should say "attempting to pick up women"... but these two normally go together. it's the people walking/driving down the alley with alcohol that have the courage to ask me/any woman within a 10 ft radius out)
- an auto shop (people who break down at the window - it happens more than you'd think - always look at me expectantly like i'm supposed to rush out to rotate their tires in record time or something... sir, i can't help you push your car down the road; i'm wearing heels!)
so the next time you need directions/facilities/a drink/a tune-up, head for your nearest bank drive-thru!
hey - i had to have a tire fixed today. i didn't know i could have asked you!
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